News flash from FOX: Ruff Golden reporting on a sudden break in the case of the kidnapping if Mr. Manatee....photos have just come into the Fox News Headquarters that are unbelievable!!! They were taken by gold prospectors outside the town of Leadville, Colorado. This was the site of a crane boom which led to a abandon mine shaft. The creature seems to be dragging a large plastic bag over the hole of the mine shaft. This could be the Task Force's worst fears, being that no one has heard from the kidnappers since their initial request. Could this be the body of our beloved "Manatee", being lowered into a mine shaft somewhere in the Colorado Rockies? This could be the death blow to the hopes of a safe recovery of the Castle's guest and the lover of Miss Octopussy. Is there someone that can give Sheriff Tasmania the location where this creature may be attempting to dispose of a body? Please call 911 or Fox News, attention Ruff Golden, if you have any information on this most serious situation.
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