Ruff Golden reporting: Sheriff Tasmania and his wonder dog Sniffer have discovered the mystery bag at the abandoned mine in Leadville,Colorado. After days of intensive and grueling digging, Sniffer has found what many fear may be the body of Mr. Manatee. The contents of the bag will have to be loaded on horse back and hauled down the mountain to the County Morgue, where forensics experts from Miami are waiting. This reporter will be returning to the Ft. Worth Castle, on a Red Eye flight tonight with the news of this last discovery. No new information has come forth from Commander Tony El Tigre's secret headquarters on the kidnappers, who now may be murderers. The world famous tracker "Jungle Joe" believes that these dangerous criminals are no longer in Colorado, but may already be in Idaho or the State of Washington. Stay tuned for further developments.
...Ruff Golden for Fox News.
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