The release of the kidnapper's note has brought a flood of requests of aid in the hopes of finding poor Mr. Manatee. One of our most promising requests came from the television show "America's Most Wanted". John Walsh called the Castle stating that he would be proud to lend his services in the hopes of finding our missing guest and putting these criminals behind bars for a good, long time. We are more than pleased to welcome his request and will do whatever it takes to aid him and his crew in this endeavor.
Special alert from Fox News: Breaking photos have just reached the office of Sheriff Tasmania. Will they break this case wide open? Or will they devastate Miss Octopussy who has been inaccessible since this terrible event has occurred? Stay tuned, Ruff Golden reporting from Redstone, Colorado.
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