Friday, February 12, 2010

Prognosis for Slick the Seal.


Ruff Golden for Fox News:
After hours in intensive surgery by the most skilled surgeon in the world " Dr. Cheer Bear", the prognosis looks good for Slick the Seal. Thank goodness that Dr. Cheer Bear was not on a world expense campaign for the prevention of some fatal disease. There are so many Countries that will "beg" for HER to make an appearance on their behalves in hopes that they will receive outside help to aid in their medical problems brought on by socialized medicine. It is a realization that the grand medical advancements that were available to a great surgeon like Dr. Cheer bear could only be available in a Country like the United States. Without this wonderful opportunity our beloved Slick the seal would have surely succumbed to his injuries. Althought he is still in intensive care, everything looks good for a full recovery.
...Ruff Golden reporting from Baylor Medical Center, Dallas, Texas.

My blackberry just went bonkers!!!!! There is breaking news on the search for Mr. Manatee....Is there a body found in Leadville, Colorado? Sheriff Tasmania is enroute with his deputies and a search dog.

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