Exclusive from Fox News, Headline Ruff Golden!!!
Sheriff Tasmania has just received the results from his secret evidence that his deputies found on the day of the accident with the stolen pink SUV. He stated that he would share these findings first with "yours truly" before any other news outlet would have access to this most revealing evidence. What shows to be the intent of these dastardly, evil subjects is their ransom note found in a tree, blown by strong winds just after their accident. Had they not slid off the highway and ended up in the deep ravine, who knows what they had planned for poor Mr. Manatee? This now opens all doors for all law enforcement agencies from the FBI to local jurisdictions plus there has been a flood of requests from news sources to National Television Organizations to help in the recovery of our missing individual. Not only this was found BUT Sheriff Tasmania is contacting Chief Cummins in Ft. Worth due to other evidence found at the accident scene.
Questions were asked of Sheriff Tasmania as to the present state of the search, he said "We believe that these subjects were headed to the Redstone Castle and though they wrecked their vehicle, still walked through deep snow and were smart enough to cover their tracks. Plans are being developed at this time for an assault on the Castle."
Stay tuned...
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