Breaking news from the Ft. Worth Castle....... Ruff Golden reporting!! With the addition of the shark barrier all the guests believed that the terrible pool menaces had been eliminated....but to the horror of dinner guests during the magic show staring the amazing Zak, one of his trained seals was attacked from a creature at the deep end of this enormous pool. Emergency authorities and an aquatic vet were called to try and save the life of this underwater showman. Only two other performers caught a fleeting glimpse of the attack and they are in a state of shock!!!! The evening performance was cancelled and all activities at the grand pool are under the control of Chief Cummins. He has roped off the crime scene and "no one" will be allowed near the pool until the investigation is complete. Commander Tony was immediately notified of this disaster and stated that he will be taking extreme measures to rid the Castle of this ongoing menace. Asked by this reporter "what can he do to end this scourge", the Commander stated that he would be contacting the one individual who could end this problem once and for all!!! No other comment would be released at this time. We at Fox News will be standing by to bring you the latest report on the condition of the seal performer. No names are released at this time until next of kin can be notified. Stay tuned. ~Ruff Golden reporting for Fox News.
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