
Ruff Golden reporting from a very frigid environment. To say the least, there has not been a great deal of high "5s" around the Commander's super secret headquarters as of late. The big raid on the Redstone Castle which was anticipated to be the "Mother of all Raids" ended up being a complete BUST!!!!!! The Castle was completely EMPTY except for support staff and a lone horse used for sleigh rides. So Commander Tony is holding a briefing later tonight for the press and local officials. I shall be reporting on this meeting soon, since Commander Tony has asked for a media blitz beginning tomorrow.
...Ruff Golden reporting, Redstone Castle, Colorado.
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