Ruff Golden reporting for FOX NEWS: I understand that there has been a long delay of new information on the secret meeting ordered by Commander Tony El Tigre, but it has been for the safety of our beloved Mr. Manatee. Photos from a recon-drone far above the "Spooky Old Woods" has been given to the select few, who will be in charge of rescuing our poor captive from the clutches of these devious criminals. Head of operations will be Commander Tony El Tigre who will be assisted by tracker, explorer Jungle Joe, with water back-up controlled by Slippery Jack Daniels (NAVY SEAL) with decoy introduced by Chief Cummins, Trophy Club Police Department. This operation is strickly classified Top Secret and no other information can be released at this time. The photo that is comming to you now is an exclusive that can only be released by this reporter!!!
Stay tuned to Fox News for further developments, Ruff Golden Reporting.
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