Ruff Golden reporting for FOX NEWS: EXCLUSIVE from Fox News Headquarters!!! The above photo was taken by a secret drone recon - flying at 10,000 ft. above sea level and traveling at 130 MPH. All indications are that some of the criminal elements involved in the kidnapping of Mr. Manatee and now his mistress, Miss Octopussy, have decided to get out of town fast!!! The subject below is believed to be the Masked Marauder (a known jewel thief, book maker, and one that deals in stolen diamonds, gold, and sometimes guns). This is believed to be the Cheervette, owned by the most beloved Cheer Bear, which had been stolen from her garage at the secret hide-a-way in West Texas. Texas DPS have been notified of this incident and are enroute to intercept this vehicle and arrest this fleeing felon. Stay tuned for future developments.
Ruff Golden reporting for Fox News....
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