No seat belt

In a desperate attempt to escape authorities, a terrible accident occurred off Hwy 170 outside Ft.Worth, TX, this afternoon.

Ruff Golden reporting for Fox News: In the calm of a beautiful Texas afternoon, sirens could be heard for miles as emergency personnel rushed to a high speed crash just outside Denton, TX, miles from the Grand Castle. According to classified information given to this reporter by undisclosed sources, the accident victim was in close contact with suspicious characters who could be involved in the kidnapping case of Mr. Manatee from the Castle in Ft.Worth, TX. Local authorities would not comment and stated that this reporter would need to contact the headquarters of the Task Force in charge of this investigation. The accident victim was reported to be in critical condition and had been rushed to Baylor Medical by air ambulance. Texas DPS had been chasing this subject for unknown reasons at speeds of over 100 MPH until the driver lost control and rolled his vehicle. Sources close to this reporter believe that Commander Tony El Tigre is enroute to Baylor Medical in hopes that this individual will be able to speak to authorities about this investigation. Stay tuned to Fox News for further updates on this breaking story.

...Ruff Golden reporting direct from the accident scene...