Ruff Golden reporting for Fox News: Breaking headlines direct from the Castle!!!!! The maid went to clean the suite of our famous guest, Miss Octopussy and found her room in complete disorder....it was a scene of total disruption. Chief Cummins of the Trophy Club Police Department was called and his immediate response was there was evidence of a KIDNAPPING of our beloved Miss Octopussy clearly evident". She has been a guest at the Castle for months and to find her room in this condition could only indicate that a huge struggle had taken place and that she had been abducted. Only days before, this reporter had interviewed her in response to the secret drone photos showing her lover (Mr. Manatee) was still alive and she was elated, and had high hopes that these criminals would release him soon. She did agree to pay them whatever they asked, but no ransom details had ever been forth coming. Now, what terrible event has taken place in room 413 at the Castle? All reservations have been put on hold and all guests have been advised that they should call for security to escort them whenever they are outside their private suites. The Grand Pool has been closed and meals will be sent to guest's suites at their requests.
Law enforcement, the F.B.I., Commander Tony El Tigre, and S.W.A.T have been notified of this incident and Texas Highway Patrol is on alert for any suspicious vehicles that may be trying to leave the State or crossing the Mexican Border. Stay tuned for further developments. Ruff Golden exclusive for Fox News!!!!!
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