The grand pool at Castle Ft.Worth was believed SAFE!!!!!!!
Ruff Golden reporting for Fox News....Just days away from the task force meeting, a helicopter view of the the Grand Pool shows an unbelievable site!!!! HUNGRY SHARKS waiting for anyone to take a swim. Not only are the guests at risk but the members of the Task Force could also be in danger. The only explanation is that there are evil forces at work, trying to derail the meeting with Tony El Tigre and his members. After this new threat was forwarded to Central Command, a new subject has been asked to join the Force. It is of great joy to announce that we will be having the chance to receive the experience and the talents of the one and only NAVY SEAL "SLIPPERY JACK DANIELS", an expert in under water demolition, deep diving, marine biology, search and rescue, and secret mission reconnaissance. This is the uncle of "Slick" the seal, who was gravely injured by a monster sea creature attack while swimming at the Grand Pool at the Castle. This reporter interviewed Slick who stated, "Uncle Jack will rid the pool of these vicious creatures once and for all". Stay tuned for further developments....Ruff Golden reporting for Fox News.
Photo of Slippery Jack and Slick by the Grand Pool.
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