This is Ruff Golden reporting for FOX NEWS !!! After nearly drowning in the lagoon of the casino Atlantis, I was able to swim to shore, but the mysterious criminal and his gang have again escaped justice. Coming across the studio screens at Fox is a breaking story that our devious criminals have been seen with an extremely dangerous character known to law enforcement as "Woody the Weasel" He is into loan sharking, weapons dealing,and kidnapping for ransom. The last known location of Woody was in the Northwest in the "Spooky Old Woods" area of Washington State. This is a treacherous location which is nearly impossible to access by vehicles. This fearless reporter will be leaving this afternoon for Washington in hopes of finding a guide who will be able to lead me into this quagmire. We are still holding out hope that Mr. Manatee is still alive. Stay tuned to your local Fox affiliate for further developments....
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