Ruff Golden reporting for FOX NEWS: My trip to Washington State was a complete disaster. Not a single soul could be found to guide this reporter into the wilds of the "SPOOKY OLD WOODS" in search of these criminals that may be holding our beloved Mr. Manatee for ransom. No one, including the local authorities, had any hint of where or how Mr. Manatee could have survived, if he had been forced to enter this dark and evil territory. The present location of these evil kidnappers and the safety of Mr. Manatee is presently unknown, but you can be assured that they are far from this place and desperately trying to hide from an alert and vigilant public. So, after great disappointment, this reporter had to return to the scene of the crime (Castle Ft. Worth). It is rumored that the task force led by Commander Tony El Tigre will be conducting a major effort into new secret findings regarding this case. This important meeting will be held within coming days, and you can be assured that this reporter will have the exclusive facts broadcast to you of the FOX NEWS Family first, fair and balanced...until later, this has been Ruff Golden reporting to you directly from location central, Castle Ft. Worth.
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