Ruff Golden reporting: Yes, Commander Tony has discovered these devious criminals have been tracked to the French Riviera, living the good life off ill-gained profits from crooked dealings while hiding in Chicago. It has been forewarned to Central Command that there are photos of these wanted subjects entering into the finest accommodations available on the French Rivera. Word on the street is that there is a guy with long furry ears, a big nose, and a bag over his head who is known only as (WF). He is protected by a huge, dark furred creature who takes care of any threats to (WF). Stay tuned because internal secret photos are coming next.
...Ruff Golden reporting at great personal risk from a secret location known only to my personal staff.
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