Fox viewers, this is Ruff Golden reporting to you directly from the accident site just North of Redstone, Colorado. With me is the Pitkin County Sheriff, Sheriff Tasmania. He has formed a search and rescue party with deputies on horseback, snowmobiles and has sent for the CHP Chopper. "If they're out there and still alive we'll find them" said the Sheriff. "They are considered armed and dangerous because of some evidence just discovered hidden in the trees, and this amazing bit of luck sheds a entirely new direction on this investigation. I can't reveal any information concerning this matter at this time, but Ruff, you will be first to know after forensics has examined this significant evidence."
Stay tuned for the latest update on this emerging story and I shall bring you the breaking news as soon as Sheriff Tasmania releases it to me. This is Ruff Golden reporting to you from the frigid mountains outside Redstone, Colorado.
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