Mistress of Manatee

Fox News Exclusive, Ruff Golden reporting: As promised, I, Ruff Golden, have acquired exclusive transcripts of the interview given to Chief Cummins by the gorgeous mistress of the missing Mr. Manatee, last seen in the castle pool.

Chief Cummings: What is your name and how do you know the missing subject?

Mistress: My name is Octopussy, and Manatee is my lover.

Chief: What do you remember on the night of the 22nd?

Mistress:  Manatee was going for a late night dip in the castle pool. He had been on the phone with some business calls to Tony in New Jersey and I went up to our suite to do my nails.. You understand, that this can take some time...so I told Manatee that he should not go into the deep end of the pool because he had been at the bar most of the evening. He said that he would be returning to our suite soon and that he had to make one last call to Tony. I never saw him again, and the next morning is when I reported him missing to the Trophy Club Police.

Chief: You said that he was calling Tony! Why would Mr.Manatee be calling Tony El Tigre?

Mistress: Who is Tony El Tigre?

Mistress: Manatee was calling Tony Soprano!!!!!

Chief: GULP !!!!!!!!