Please be advised that there are numerous requests from outside sources be brought up to date on the mysterious developments at the castle pool... these individuals are not aware of the disappearance and the possibilities of shark attacks that have occurred this past week... so please show respect to these late comers.
Now for the interview with Ruff Golden and the Trophy Club Chief Cummins....
Chief Cummins, can you tell us any information on the disappearance of our secret guest? "Thank you for having me on FOX NEWS Ruff. What I can tell you is that our department has interviewed all parties at the castle. This includes the CEO and financial advisor Heather, the communications and reservations director Miss Emily, the activities, outside sports and nightly magic show director Mr. Zak, and last was grounds maintenance manager Steve. These have all been dismissed as "persons of interest" as to the disappearance of Mr. unknown... After talking with Guest advisor Miss Emily, we have found the Mr. ? is no other than a controller for a large syndicate in Miami, Mr. Manatee. We are going to be interviewing his girl friend tomorrow for we feel that she may be hiding facts in this case. When they registered, the front desk booked 'Mr. ME and friend', it is strange that no other facts are known why this subject would be staying at the castle in the middle of January rather than being in warm Miami. Also there is the question why the grounds keeper Steve, reported seeing a stranger sneaking into the pool area and throwing chum into the pool. This may be a more complicated case than our department has ever encountered. We may have to ask for outside assistance and past experience involving descriptions of unknown suspects."
Until tomorrow's interview,
Ruff Golden, FOX NEWS
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