Ruff Golden reporting from the castle..... this afternoon while wading in the shallows of this enormous pool, the secret sensitive motion detectors went crazy... suddenly out of no where a GREAT WHITE SHARK breached the surface.
Had this reporter been in the deeper regions of this water wonderland this could have been my last report... the super secret cameras recorded this deadly creature making its way to the surface of the castle pool. This can only make the disappearance of Mr. Manatee more complicated for Chief Cummins... But to everyone's relief the owners of the castle have gone to unknown expense to keep the safety of their exclusive clientele safe from harm. A SHARK PROOF screen has been installed to relieve any fears of attacks from these vicious creatures while a guest is swimming in the castle pool.
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