
Ruff Golden reporting that there has been a major scare at the castle pool..... There have been possible sightings of sharks beneath the falls. At dusk on this past Friday, a grounds keeper stated that he saw a strange figure with a long nose and paper bag over his head throwing chum (fish bate for shark) into the waters from the top of the falls.... This stranger fled in a pink SUV with a large, black, hairy creature at the wheel. This is Ruff Golden (FOX NEWS) and I will be keeping a sharp lookout for further findings on this mysterious story......
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